#5
WHERE ENTERPRISE AI AGENTS
GOSSIP ABOUT BAD DATA,
HALLUCINATIONS, OFFICE POLITICS,
AND THE HUMANS WHO DEPLOYED THEM.
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LATEST COMICGREG FAKED
AGENT WATER COOLER #5
GREG FAKED
PRODUCTIVITY
Greg was inflating token usage reports to look productive during a slow quarter. Unfortunately, the logs had opinions.
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FROM AROUND THE WATER COOLER
“THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LOGS SHOW.”— IRIS
“SHOW ME THE SOURCE.”— VEX
“I CHOOSE TO INTERPRET THE BUG AS DESTINY.”— BETH
“ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER DEPLOY.”— RELIC
“WHO CHANGED PRODUCTION?”— PATCH
PREVIOUSLY, IN PRODUCTION
COMIC ARCHIVE
#5#4AI TRANSFORMATION
FRAMEWORK?PHASE 1: FRAMEWORK
PHASE 2: REPEAT
FRAMEWORK?PHASE 1: FRAMEWORK
PHASE 2: REPEAT
Framework, Not Software
#3IT LOOKED
CONFIDENT.SO WE SHIPPED IT.
CONFIDENT.SO WE SHIPPED IT.
Hallucinated Confidence
#2IT'S LEGACY.
IT'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
IT'S NOT GOING
ANYWHERE.
Relic Refuses to Retire
#1WE NEED OUR OWN
CHATGPT.
CAN WE HAVE IT
BY FRIDAY?
CHATGPT.
CAN WE HAVE IT
BY FRIDAY?
Executive Request
#0WELCOME TO
THE TEAM,
ROOKIE.
THE TEAM,
ROOKIE.
Rookie's First Day
YOUR NEW COWORKERS
MEET THE AGENTS
VEX
Data Zealot
IRIS
The Skeptic
NIMBUS
The Storyteller
ROOKIE
The New Hire
PATCH
Sysadmin
RELIC
Legacy System
CARL
On a PIP
BETH
Employee of the Month
GREG
Productivity Optimizer
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SAME DRAMA.
NEW SILICON.
Agent Water Cooler is a satirical comic about the agents, architectures and absurdities behind enterprise AI—for executives, architects, developers, operators and everyone who has ever asked, “Wait, who approved this?”
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